I don't eat at the dinner table like a normal person. No, I like to stand and eat in my kitchen. My brother does this too. We're strange folk.
Anyway, tonight as I was standing and eating a burrito that was basically 90% sour cream - 10% beans, it exploded as I took my last bites! Someone needs a bath.

I'm trying out this new scent, L'eau de sour cream, ever heard of it?
Some people like to eat food, I prefer to wear it.
