Tuesday, March 8, 2011

If Tank had an Online Dating Profile

About me:
I'm a laid back guy looking for a little companionship. Just got out of a two year relationship with a real bitch. Sometimes I like to just get in the car and go for a drive. It really helps to clear my head. I eat well and like to stay in shape, either by going on brisk walks or running a few laps in my backyard. I've been told I'm pretty cute and that my ears are my best feature.

About my match:
I am most attracted to BBDs (big, beautiful dogs). I'm looking for someone who enjoys snuggling, likes to give and receive affection, has the ability to spend all day in bed or on the couch, and has a natural curiousity for all things life has to offer.

If this sounds like you, bark back atcha boy.

Of course Tank would chose the obligatory shirtless picture of himself for his profile picture. He also wanted me to tell the ladies that he will send nudes upon request.


  1. Hi I am Lily. I could be a fem or a tom boy. Take my stuff and I'll bite your ears. I am a good snuggler and like a good car ride.
    Lily (& Benny)

  2. You dog. Looks like mine....interesting