Q & A's with theplussizepug

Wow. This is terrible! I have only posted once for the whole month of October. This has got to change. While I'm working on putting together new posts, I thought I'd do a little Q&A for anyone that has any nagging questions about Lady Lumps and/or Sir Snaggletooth. Feel free to ask questions like:

Why is Lucy so fat?

What does William Shatner have that Lucy doesn't have?

Is Tank a good candidate for Invisalign?

I will do my best to consult with the pups and post the answers.

Portraits!

Lucy is pretending to hate this but is actually loving every second of it.


















Tank, on the other hand, is completely not interested. The only thing on his mind is where in the house he's going to poop next.

Dramatic Pug

So I think I have watched this clip about 50 times. It's only 5 seconds, but watching this is one of the best ways to spend 5 seconds of your time.

When a Coach bag simply won't do

Get a pug purse! You'll be the envy of everyone.

The backside is my favorite:

It's even got a shifty eye, where it will follow you no matter where you are in a room, just like Lucy:

Family Portrait:

Twins! Plus or minus a few pounds:

it's not halloween

But I wanted to share this photo anyway. Doesn't Lucy look thrilled?

Tagged

Lilo, over at thegreatrockeater.blogspot.com likes the blog name and gave me a shout out on her own blog. Thanks Lilo, I think you're pretty adorable. :) I'm supposed to grab a picture that I haven't posted before and tell its story so here goes.

I have many nicknames for my little puggily wuggily. The great thing about Lucy is that she is like so many different animals in one. So I took to a little photoshopping and put her face on some animals that I think she most resembles.

The first? A little piggy, of course!

And the second, a sweet little bunny rabbit:

Chapel of Love

A woman has married her pug. Her reasoning?

"For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

I think we can all figure out why she wasn't able to find a human companion to marry. I just want to know the wedding details.

Was it a black tie event? Was the groom wearing Georgio Armani? Did he cry (whimper) when he saw her walk down the aisle? What was his bridal gift to his blushing bride? Who was their photographer and where are the pictures?

Click here for the full story.

Tiny Teeth Gray Beard

It's a term of endearment. She has the tiniest of teeth and the grayest of beards. Wouldn't Tiny Teeth and the Gray Beards make the best band name?

You guys are never going to believe this, I got Tiny Teeth and the Gray Beards to play at our wedding!

Thick

Trying to find a collar that fits my little lady can be difficult. I either buy them too small or in a size that would fit a mastiff, but always think I have found the one that will fit.

To take the guesswork out of it I measured her neck. 17 inches. 17 inches! Do you know what else measures 17 inches?

This cantaloupe:

This guys biceps:

The Resemblance is Uncanny

Me & Puggy Sue:

Introducing Lucy, the Plus Size Pug!

This is Lucy:

She is the most beautiful pug in all of the land, even if she does have nipples the size of AK bullets.